Aladdin is being held at Guantanamo Bay as a suspected member of the Taliban. Ariel mourns the loss of her underwater clan thanks to the BP oil spill. PETA is not happy with Bella. And Pocahontas is riddled with disease thanks to her European boyfriend and his friends. Things are not exactly happy-ever-after for these Disney Princesses, according to this impressive song parody.

[via Jezebel]