Are you a Carrie or a Samantha? Team Aniston or Team Jolie? Do you prefer onion rings or French fries? On pain of death, are you more into Monty Python or Kids In the Hall?
In this world of Facebook “likes,” the things we prefer are what define us. They give our lives meaning and broadcast our sensibilities to the world. What tells you more about a person than knowing what he or she likes and dislikes?
This time of year, there’s only one question worth asking, if you really want to get to the core of another person’s being, and that question is, “Peeps: Yes or No?”
Because it’s Easter, and with great Easter candy comes great navel-gazing. Don’t try to hide—your favorite Easter candy broadcasts everything anyone needs to know about you.